Inspect
the bible.
“Unnecessary.”
Become a certified bible inspector in five minutes. That’s four more than most christians have spent reading it.
Be one of the first 500.
Why
More than two billion christians call this book the word of god. It includes rules for beating slaves (Exodus 21), a ban on shrimp (Leviticus 11), and two different fathers for Jesus’s dad (Matthew 1 and Luke 3).
When christians object to a book, it’s usually because it isn’t fit for children, isn’t true, teaches bad morals, has no evidence, or contradicts itself. It seemed only fair to check theirs for the same five things.
What’s in the box
No faith required
Real versesEvery passage links to the King James original, because we didn’t have to invent a single word of this and we’d love you to check.
Their best defenceNext to every verse is what christians say in its defence, in their own words, so you can hear them out before you reach for the stamp.
Plain EnglishA glossary for every name, place and old word, for anyone whose Sunday school attendance was more of a suggestion.
A numbered certificateYour own certificate with a seal nobody else has, perfect for framing or sliding across the table at Easter lunch.
A few from the pile
“Happy is the man who grabs your babies and smashes them on the rocks.”
What kind of holy book calls a man happy for smashing babies against rocks?
“A woman must not teach or have authority over a man. She must be silent.”
So when your mum tells you to tidy your room, which one of you is breaking god’s law?
“Anyone who works on the Sabbath must be put to death.”
Who wants to tell the nurses on the weekend shift that their job now carries the death penalty?